March 2010
73 posts
Me & Megan Kennedy
Me: What's up baby pup?
Megan: Sorry I gtg. I ttyl.
Me: ): I wasted a perfectly good greeting that rhymes...
Don’t worry about it.
Did it ever occur to you that the whales that beach themselves are the retards...
– Joe Rogan
More Than Just a Dog Walk
I step out my front door with the wind in my face and the sound of GaGa and B.E.P blasting through my iPod. A leash in my hand that connects my arm to the best thing that has ever happened to me. My dog. In a dog walk, there is much more that happenes other than getting some useful exercise and some fresh air. But it lets your mind relax and wander to different places and ideas. I call it a mind...
How...
Ok. My sister has had her tumblr for around a year and a half and she has around 150 posts. I’ve had my tumblr for around 2 months and I have 69 posts… HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!
Ideas, Ideas, Ideas...
I think I might have come upon two great ideas for a short story. I saw my dog, and I was thinking of writing a dog story. And then I saw the news and a case about domestic violence (a guy abusing his girlfriend). And then I thought to myself: What if there are guys who are being abused by their girlfriends not because they are physically weak (they are physically strong) but because they...
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me...
– Abraham Lincoln
Incentives
It’s funny how the need for an incentive leads to thievery…
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Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not...
– John 3:16
Inspiration & Interest
I sometimes get these sudden impulses of inspiration to write, to get a notebook and a pen and start making words on a piece of paper. But it feels like I’m holding myself back, even thought people support and compliment my writing. One day, soon, I will make a story and Tumblr will be the very first place where I would publish my very first short story. Hopefully in the future, I could be...
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Me & My Barber
Her: (Heavy Vietnamese Accent) Wow honey you got so tall!
Me: Haha! Thanks!
Her: (Same Heavy Vietnamese Accent) And you changed a lot too!
Me: Haha! Thanks!
Me: (Indoor Thought) Wait, that could have been a compliment or an insult...
Why My Barber Shop Has a TV
I now know why the barber shop I go to has a tv in it: it serves as a distraction so when they f**k up your hair you won’t see it until after your hair cut is over…
It’s a quarter after one and I’m all alone and I need you now…...
– “Need You Now” -Lady Antebellum
Never lose sight of the big picture
But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners,...
– Romans 5:8
Doodling In Class
Doodling in class helps my mind wander into nice and happy places. I call it a cranium soother, teachers call it a distraction…
Grudges are only held by the pathetic…
Hitting rock bottom is easier than rising with wings. But with wings there are endless possibilities…
Geometry Test Tomorrow...
I am going to rise with an A! Or fall with a D… But the possibilities are endless right?! RIGHT?!
Thank God For the Health Care Reform
Yesterday, there were poor, sick people who couldn’t afford health care and resorted to over the counter medications such as Tylenol and Advil. There were the unfortunates whose loved ones died in the ER because they did not have health insurance or because they couldn’t afford it.
But today, something big has occurred. A change that will most definitely chane...
‘Good riddance’ should be a term used very carefully and only when...
– Myself
Modern Society's Corrupted Youth
Today, while having a conversation with Taylor Sterrit, a high school freshman, I told her that I had a tumblr blog. So she went on my blog and told me that she was reading it. She came back and was laughing at my “My Four Legged Friend…” post. She said that I made my dog look like my lover. So I went back to read my post thinking I worded a setence in a bad way. And I read he whole thing and not...
You could do whatever you want, as long as you’re willing to accept the...
If you fall for me, I’m not easy to please. I might tell you apart....
– Taio Cruz
An English Class Moment...
Mrs. Anderson: The name for a male goose
Me: A GEESE!!!
Me, Myself, & I
My Four Legged Friend...
My four legged friend… He is the little, loving creature that runs up to me every day when I get back home from school and smothers my whole face with kisses. He’s the thing that inspires me to get at least 30 mins. of an aerobic exercise by running up to me and waiting for me to say “LEASH!” His name is Max… And he is the most wonderful Irish Jack Russell Terrier I...
Car Lag... There's A Such Thing...
I went to Davis and back right now… The car drive there was 2 hours because we got stuck in traffic with a headache because I like to keep my iPod at full blast & the car drive back was an hour and half, which is normal, but I had a really bad case of a stomacache because I was running on a can of soda and a bag of chips… ugh! I had car lag… there’s a such...
I Received the Bad News...
I went to the doctor today, the bitch doctor looked at my weight and height, and everything looked fine until the ho doctor told me, “…So your adult height will only be about 5’8”…” >:o
Never believe what you hear, and only believe half of what you see…
Ra Ra Ra-a-a! Roma Roma-ma! GaGa Ooh la la! Want your bad romance!
– Lady GaGa