May 2010
208 posts
“Good things come from those who pray”
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“Act like a douche, look like a douche”
—Personal thought
“If you’re not going to be logical, don’t say any shit at all!”
—Personal thought
God & the Man
A man went up to God and asked him, “God, how much is 1,000,000 years for you?” And God responded, “About one second” Then the man asked God, “So how much is $1,000,000 for you?” An God says, “About one cent.” The man says, “So… Can I have one cent?” Then God says, “Sure! Just wait one second.”
