July 2010
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“If you start out by promising what you don’t even have yet, you’ll...”
– The Old Man from “The Alchemist” by Paul Coelho
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“I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I...”
– Douglas Adams
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Firecane
In New Orleans, a city well acquainted with the nuances of doom both modern and old-time, the current watchword is firecane. A firecane, at least in the harrowed local imagination, begins when an oil rig located 50 miles offshore blows up, unleashing an unpluggable gush of crude. The primal ooze of former dinosaurs inundates the land and sea. Then, with the onset of hurricane season,...
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Hard Work & Dedication
Hard work is such a great necessity
With none of it, nothing is possible
From writing a book to climbing a tree
Hard work will make sure it’s not stoppable
What shame that many people lack hard work
Whether it’s at school or building a house
They will say “Hello” to a welfare clerk
Their success will be as big as a mouse
So whether or not you want a fortune
Or work...
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“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to...”
– John Lennon
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Google Blogger's Blog of Note →
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Bumper Sticker of the Week →
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The Saddest Part During Toy Story 3 Except For the Part When *(SPOILER ALERT! IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE DON'T KEEP READING AHEAD OF THIS TITLE)* The Toys Almost Die
Andy: [opens box, and takes out Jessie] This is Jessie, the roughest, toughest cowgirl in the whole west. She loves critters, but none more than her best pal, Bullseye!
[pulls out Bullseye, and makes a whinnying sound]
Andy: Yee-haw!
[holds the two tows out to Bonnie]
Andy: Here.
Bonnie: [shyly walks over, and takes Jessie and Bullseyes, a smile on her face]
Andy: [pulls out Rex] This is Rex! The meanest, most terrifying dinosaur who ever lived! RAWR! RAWR!
Bonnie: [recoils a little, but the giggles, and takes Rex too]
Andy: [pulls out Mr and Mrs Potato Head] The Potato Heads: Mr and Mrs. You gotta keep them together because they're madly in love.
[Andy sets them down in front of Bonnie, before pulling out Slinky Dog]
Andy: Now Slinky here, is as loyal as any dog you could want.
[Andy then pulls out Hamm]
Andy: And Hamm, he'll keep your money safe, but he's also one of the most dastardly villains of all time: Evil Dr Porkchop!
[Andy then places the two with their friends, before pulling out the three aliens]
Andy: These little dudes are from a strange alien world: Pizza Planet!
[Andy then sets them down before reaching into his box again]
Andy: And this, is Buzz Lightyear, the coolest toy ever! Look! He can fly, oh, and shoot lasers!
[Andy pops open Buzz's wings, and fires his laser]
Andy: He's sworn to protect the galaxy from the Evil Emperor Zurg!
Bonnie: [Bonnie takes Buzz from Andy, and presses one of the buttons on his spacesuit]
Buzz Lightyear: To Infinity, and Beyond!
Andy: Now, you gotta promise to take good care of these guys. They, mean, alot to me.
Andy: Now Woody, he's been my pal for as long as I can remember. He's brave, like a cowboy should be. And kind, and smart. But the thing that makes Woody special, is he'll never give up on you... ever. He'll be there for you, no matter what.
Andy: [taking a last look at his toys before he heads off to College] Thanks, guys...
“You’d think a house full of crazy people would be fun. It’s actually really...”
– Bart Simpson (via tlmonahan) (via brooklynmutt)
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“What came first? The egg or the chicken?
DOEMA!’s response: The egg of...”
– I think our question has been logically and reasonably solved.
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Don't Be Shy! Ask DOEMA! Anything, Please! →
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“When push comes to shove, shoot it. Moral of this story: Always carry a gun.”
– Personal Philosophy
No joke, my friend really did believe she was a...
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Im actually being serious and its not even like shes stupid and is in her own world all the time, she just really thought she was a wizard
BUT OMG THERE THIS GIRL WHO HAS JUST CAME TO THE SCHOOL AND SHE THINKS SHES A VAMPIRE AND SHE DRAWS DAGGERS ALL OVER THE BOOKS. Its really weird.
I would understand why that girl thought she was a wizard because Harry Potter is filled...
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Vuvuzuela Noise Drives An American Nuts
BERLIN – German police say an American got so fed up with the constant mosquito-like droning from his neighbors’ vuvuzela plastic horns that he threatened to kill them with an ax.
Police in the Bavarian city of Weiden said Friday the 45-year-old man confronted his neighbors during Thursday’s Netherlands-Cameroon World Cup game wielding the ax.
They said he was so sick of the constant...
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How To Get Traffic For Your Blog →
These are great tips to help you increase your blog’s popularity.
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Spam E-Mail At a Whole Other Level
As I was checking DOEMA!’s spaim in its GMail account, I came across these two scary e-mails. I don’t know whether it should scare the crap out of me or believe this woman. But one thing’s for sure, I am NOT contacting that e-mail address and that number. This is how the e-mails look like:
Scary E-Mail #1:
Subject: Dear Friend:
(It says the message came from a Mrs. Chenghou...
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DOEMA!'s Flickr Account →
All of the photos that are uploaded on to DOEMA! will also be posted on to Yahoo! Flickr. Enjoy!
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Hmmm...
Sunday morning and I don’t have any plans. I know exactly how this Sunday is going to turn out: I’m going to wake up right now, do the usual routine (shower, breakfast, etc.) then I’m going to spend the rest of the day blogging on this iTouch, only to take two breaks (to go walk my dog two times.) But I want to change some things around today. Today I feel the motivation to write...
“Now you’re my whole life, now you’re my whole world. And I just...”
– Brad Paisley
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Three Colors, Three Meanings
If I had to draw a picture, any picture, with the restriction being that I can only pick three crayons, these would be the following colors and why: Red
I would pick a dark red because many things in the world that are red are usually in a dark shade of red. Plus, dark red has always appealed to my better nature.
Blue
As for my second color, I would pick a normal shade of blue because...
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The classic Simpson's character Comic Book Guy is...
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The average person's left hand does 56% of the...
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Submitted by cupcakephallin:
Come to think of it, this seems so true. LOL
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The human brain is only capable of maintaining 150...
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Wow! Haha! Interesting…
