June 2010
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Dialogue From "George Lopez"
George: Max! What did you drink?!
Max: Drain...
George: Max, do you know that stuff could kill you!!!
Max: We mixed it with some orange juice...
George: Well as long as you're getting your vitamin C it's ok!
AHA! George's sarcasm is hilarious! xD
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Lady Gaga Rolling Stone: New Album Focuses on...
Presently the singer may be involved in controversy for her behavior at a New York Yankees game, but Lady Gaga is looking to the future.
In this week’s issue of Rolling Stone, Gaga talks her upcoming album, which she says will be a little tougher than The Fame, and its follow up, The Fame Monster. While those discs focused on her ambition to become a pop star, Gaga will now be using her fame to...
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The Last Meal I Ate
A haiku about the last meal I ate:
This sunny morning I wake up with the craving For some scrambled eggs
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“Inner city kids use computers for two things: games and porn. So good luck...”
– Dwight from “The Office”. LOL He is hella funny!
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The Automobile: The Most Useful Necessity,
My car takes me to school, the grocery store, the mall, the movies… I could go on this list forever. So I would not be able to live without a car for a WHOLE year! I mean I can see how that would help the environment (no driving, less pollution) but the world is a vast object and can only be traveled on with a vehicle that harms the planet. LOL
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The Yearly Change Once Again
So freshman year came and went. No more torturing Geometry and no more being naive to a new school. I am going to be a sophomore now. Although it is only one year, it sure is going to be a big change. Sophomore year marks my second year in high school and a great halfway point. You are introduced to new challenges such as academic obstacles and getting involved in school. So although the end of my...
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The Cure to Writer's Block →
Plinky is the perfect website to get rid of writer’s block by giving you a prompt to write about, then publishing it to any of your blogging accounts.
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On-the-Road Top 3 Tunes
So I am on the road and I would like to have some tunes to kill the boredom of being in a car for endless hours. So prior to leaving for the trip, I would make sure to burn these three songs onto a CD because they are currently my favorite songs. I would start off with “Bad Romance” to pick up the boring mood and change it into a poppy atmosphere. Then, I would play “OMG”...
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A Purchased Memory
Flipping pages in the newspaper ads, getting in the green Chrysler van, and heading off to Dublin, CA to purchase my most prized summer memory. This memory’s name is Max. I remember how his little, brown ears would wobble every time he would take a shaky, puppy step. On the way home, he would yip and yap at the confusion, probably wondering, “Where the heck am I going and why...
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Don't Know What To Do
Being on this iTouch just isn’t as fun as it used to be anymore… I’m on the app store, downloading all of these free games, seeing whether or not the next game I will get will murder this uncurable boredom. So here I am now, blogging asking myself what to do…
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“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.”
– Josh Billings (via iquoteblog)
LOL
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“No one can confidently say that he will still be living tomorrow.”
– Euripides
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