Squidward: Patrick! Don't get so close to me! You're making me claustrophobic!
Patrick: What's claustrophobic?
Spongebob: It means he is afraid of Santa Claus.
Patrick: Oh. Ho Ho Ho!
Songebob: Stop it Patrick! You're scaring him!
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In the year 2054, the entire defence budget will purchase just one aircraft....– The spiraling costs of US combat aircraft were predicted as far back as 1983. As our briefing demonstrates, governments are having a hard time dealing with defence in a time of austerity. (via theeconomist) Is it just me or does this sound just a little too drastic?
To infinity, and beyond!– Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story
The Second Definition of The Word "Wasp" On...
Evil scary yellow and black stripey insect that flies around stinging people and has a nasty little face like Darth Vader, not to be confused with the humble bumble bee who is just a little flying teddy bear that makes jam and gets shit-faced on pollen.
Funny & Free Blond Jokes →
Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.– Mahatma Gandhi
You’re not supposed to like your own facebook status. Facebook shouldn’t allow you to. It’s just wrong.
Brunette: Look at that dead bird!
Blond: (LOOKS UP AT SKY) Where?!
I’m not afraid to take a stand. Everybody! Come take my hand…...– “Not Afraid” by Eminem. Now THAT is what I call real rap. Lil’ Wayne should stay in jail and hand over the mic to Mr. Mathers!
Don’t worry. Be happy.– Bob Marley (via myflog)
Sometimes I forget that I am still a kid..until I have to pull my own tooth out.– Greyson Chance
DOEMA! will not be blogging until probably Sunday...
I am going on a trip to a cabin and I will not be back until Sunday. See you tumblr!
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
My Power To Do Anything
If God were to grant me the gift of being a superhero, I would want my special super power to be the power of doing anything. I know that this sounds like more than one super power and I was only supposed to pick one but let me do some further explanation. S is for Superman To have the power of doing anything pretty much counts as one power. Now I know that I said that I was...
Power Outage... Shoot!
A thunderstorm arrives and a power outage occurs. What will I do to keep me occupied? Keep reading to find out… Thunderstorm over Chesapeake Bay If I ever have the misfortune of being stuck in a power outage due to the cause of a thunderstorm, I think I would do a lot of writing (with a flashlight of course.) I would write about being stuck in a thunderstorm (how...
Agent 3Z: A little security test.... →
Just a little security test to perform. Say, to test the waters for possible danger. Read this question, come up with an answer. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. This evening I’ll give the answer (and source), and your result will be in. A woman , while at the funeral of her own… The lady is insecure because she has a sister that is prettier than her and thought that she...
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.– Calvin (via calvinnhobbes) (via kristinlovespie) Talk about the hard-core truth
My Murdered Masterpiece...
We have all had that moment when he had something taken away by technology. It has advanced so much that it is able to malfunction twice as easily, considering the fact that I’ve had first-hand experience. Let me explain… Pen and Paper So about a month ago. My desire to write a book has grown so greatly that I decided to go for it. So I picked up a notebook and a pen and began...
"It's Not A Purse. It's Called A Satchel... And...
Every year, the film industry creates a lot of comedy films that receive a lot of positive feedback. But the movies that really kicked off that inappropriate but extremely original sense of humor were movies like “Superbad,” “Knocked Up,” and “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” that were an extreme hit in the box office for quite a while. But as time changed so did these...