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Swear Words. I'd Rather Call Them Life Savers.

I am not angry… I am not…

Swearing has been said to be inappropriate and useless. But I must say otherwise. Bad words emphasize what you are saying they are excellent sentence enhancers that help you express you extreme anger or happyness. Sure profanities sound pretty nasty but they are completely inevitable. I man how else are you going to express your fury towards the other drive that just cut you off or that person that just almost ran you over because they were too busy texting on their phone and the only reason they knew they were about to run into was because you yelled “Watch where you are going asshole!”

So in the end you are doing both you and that other person a favor. You are notifying them of a huge mistake that they just committed so once they saw how stupid they were by witnessing your furious reaction they will learn from their faults and will never do anything stupid again… hopefully. So the bottomlibe is that swear words are inevitable, life savers. Thank God…

Aug 15, 2010
Aug 15, 2010
#photo #calculator #school #TI-83
“O faithless and perverse generation, how long shall I be with you? How long shall I suffer you? Bring him hither to me.” —Jesus in Matthew 17:17.
Aug 15, 20101 note
#quote #Jesus #Biblical
R.O.F.L.S.H.V.U.A.K.O.M.A.I.L-

Rolling On Floor Laughing So Hard Voldemort Uses Avada Kedavra On Me And I Live.

Aug 15, 201021 notes
#harry potter
“I’m a space bound rocket ship and your heart’s the moon! And I’m aiming right at you! Right at you… 250,000 miles on a clear night in June! And I’m so lost without you… Without you… Without you…” —“Space Bound” by Eminem. Currently my favorite song. AMAZING song! I have never heard anything like it and I am NOT just saying that.
Aug 13, 2010
#quote #music #lyrics #Eminem
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Aug 12, 2010
#link #MacRumors
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Aug 12, 2010
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Play
Aug 12, 2010
#video #spoof #Lady Gaga #The Office #Telephone
Aug 12, 2010
#photo #fucking funny #fat people suck
Aug 12, 2010
#photo #funny #scary
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#photo #funny #hamster
“In high school, I had a friend who succeeded at every one of his classes while I failed all of them. Now he’s an engineer at Microsoft and I own the company.” —Bill Gates. Sure this is pretty fucked up but hella funny! xD Shows you not all failures stay as failures. Lol
Aug 10, 2010
#quote #Bill Gates
Watching Spongebob...

Ugh… I relapsed. How immature of me.

Aug 9, 2010
Aug 9, 2010
#photo #Justin Bieber
Aug 9, 2010714 notes
Listening to an Eminem song is like...

…listening to a movie. It’s packed with a great story but no image. Amazing!

Aug 9, 2010
#Eminem
“If you’re good at something, never do it for free.” —The Joker from “The Dark Knight.” This is DEFINITELY my new motto! Haha!
Aug 9, 2010
#quote #movie #Batman #Joker
Wrong Path

You are running from your troubles but you don’t know where to go

You are in desperate need of escape… of freedom

But as you venture on your perilous fleet you notice a path

You are encapculated in a trance as you witness the beautiful, towering pines

But as you enter, you don’t notice the sign saying BEWARE that reeks of booze and pot

Or the scattered corpses around you with the broken bottles in their palms

All you can see is the entertainment and thrills of the fast lane

This road that seems to devour all of your pains and replace them with amazing gains

These gains that make you experience enjoyment and an adrenaline rush

But this cheap entertainment is a gamble

A great night out in exchange for your sanity

And eventually your life…

You continue your journey but you begin to notice the bumps and cracks that make the road unsightly

You hit the bourbon hard but then you notice it’s useless

The bottle is empty and you feel scared… Horrified…

In agony, you crack the bottle in your hands and watch your life, love bleed out of your gashes

You drop your innocence and keep on going forward, hoping for a better day, a better life…

But nothing… All you see are the ghosts of lost memories and the sunset up above

You need water, salvation…

Something to return you to your senses. But nothing…

All you get is neglect and regret, causing you to break in a sprint, blistering your feet, exposing your true self

A disgusting and infected mess

Your feet that you wholly depended on for your getaway, have now rotted away due to the abuse and toxic that you injected into your system, for your own personal breakaway

That’s when you realize your stupidity

Your complete ignorance…

But it is way too late

You were tardy for all of your opportunities

And now your whole life is broken beyond repair

You now lie on the littered dirt

Covered in glass, lies, and the rest of your life

You lay there motionless, licking your bleeding, chapped lips

Giving them the taste of cheap rum

You look up at the night sky and notice the ominous moonlight shining down on you

Your mind begins to warp

Begins to accept all of your faults and actions

Your last words are I’m sorry… And you parish

Die and decompose, leaving behind the remains of a skeleton with a bottle in its palm…

But the next day is just like any other day…

The sun comes out

And the beautiful flowers that incarcerate temptation and ecstasy sprout as well

But the smelly BEWARE sign is still perched on it’s post, warning everyone of the tragic danger

Warning people of the life that starts off with happiness and joy but ends up an irreparable mess…

That sign that sadly everyone ignores…

Aug 9, 2010
#creative writing #poem #Wrong Path
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