There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond...
New York! The city so nice they named it twice!– Michael Scott from “The Office”
Squidward: Patrick! Don't get so close to me! You're making me claustrophobic!
Patrick: What's claustrophobic?
Spongebob: It means he is afraid of Santa Claus.
Patrick: Oh. Ho Ho Ho!
Songebob: Stop it Patrick! You're scaring him!
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In the year 2054, the entire defence budget will purchase just one aircraft....– The spiraling costs of US combat aircraft were predicted as far back as 1983. As our briefing demonstrates, governments are having a hard time dealing with defence in a time of austerity. (via theeconomist) Is it just me or does this sound just a little too drastic?
To infinity, and beyond!– Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story
The Second Definition of The Word "Wasp" On...
Evil scary yellow and black stripey insect that flies around stinging people and has a nasty little face like Darth Vader, not to be confused with the humble bumble bee who is just a little flying teddy bear that makes jam and gets shit-faced on pollen.
Funny & Free Blond Jokes →
Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.– Mahatma Gandhi
You’re not supposed to like your own facebook status. Facebook shouldn’t allow you to. It’s just wrong.
Brunette: Look at that dead bird!
Blond: (LOOKS UP AT SKY) Where?!
I’m not afraid to take a stand. Everybody! Come take my hand…...– “Not Afraid” by Eminem. Now THAT is what I call real rap. Lil’ Wayne should stay in jail and hand over the mic to Mr. Mathers!