September 2010
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There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond...
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“New York! The city so nice they named it twice!”
– Michael Scott from “The Office”
August 2010
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Claustrophobia
Squidward: Patrick! Don't get so close to me! You're making me claustrophobic!
Patrick: What's claustrophobic?
Spongebob: It means he is afraid of Santa Claus.
Patrick: Oh. Ho Ho Ho!
Songebob: Stop it Patrick! You're scaring him!
Squidward: T.T
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“In the year 2054, the entire defence budget will purchase just one aircraft....”
– The spiraling costs of US combat aircraft were predicted as far back as 1983. As our briefing demonstrates, governments are having a hard time dealing with defence in a time of austerity. (via theeconomist)
Is it just me or does this sound just a little too drastic?
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“To infinity, and beyond!”
– Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story
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The Second Definition of The Word "Wasp" On...
Evil scary yellow and black stripey insect that flies around stinging people and has a nasty little face like Darth Vader, not to be confused with the humble bumble bee who is just a little flying teddy bear that makes jam and gets shit-faced on pollen.
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Funny & Free Blond Jokes →
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“Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.”
– Mahatma Gandhi
You’re not supposed to like your own facebook status. Facebook shouldn’t allow you to. It’s just wrong.
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Blond Joke
Brunette: Look at that dead bird!
Blond: (LOOKS UP AT SKY) Where?!
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“I’m not afraid to take a stand. Everybody! Come take my hand…...”
– “Not Afraid” by Eminem. Now THAT is what I call real rap. Lil’ Wayne should stay in jail and hand over the mic to Mr. Mathers!
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